Andrew Garfield stopped a swim race to save a drowning competitor, only to be kicked off the team.
Andrew Garfield made a great cherry pie, but nobody could hang out that day.
Andrew Garfield adopted a puppy from an animal shelter. The puppy burned his house down.
Andrew Garfield saved a cat from a tree and a fireman punched him in the face.
Andrew Garfield recycles. His emotions.
Andrew Garfield accidentally buys girls the one kind of rare flower they are allergic to.
Andrew Garfield isn’t named after a president or a cartoon cat. Rather, Garr Field in Salinas, California.
Andrew Garfield lent his friend $5 for the slots in Vegas, and wound up in the desert with no car or shoes.
Andrew Garfield volunteers at several homeless shelters, despite getting hit on constantly.
Andrew Garfield walked an old lady across the street and she slammed her walker into his d*ck.
Andrew Garfield trusts his instincts. All of which are maternal in nature.
Andrew Garfield mails his thank-you cards to the wrong address. Every time.
Andrew Garfield eats sugary cereal, but only on weekends.
Andrew Garfield calls costars the morning after filming sex scenes and real boyfriends answer the phone.
Andrew Garfield wishes he had never started letting his nephews win at Mario Kart. Their words cut like knives.
Andrew Garfield once tased a guy who was attacking a girl on the street, but it turned out they were just shooting a scene for Law & Order: SVU.
Andrew Garfield will make love to you. If you want him to.
Andrew Garfield always keeps a condom in his wallet. But he always ends up giving it to Armie Hammer.
Andrew Garfield is not Spider-Man. Rather, the gullible target of an unreasonably cruel and elaborate episode of Punk’d.
LEGIT.
